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Bad bananas

Sunday PIONEER

The 6th Golden Kela Awards function to honour the worst of Indian cinema was held in the Capital yesterday. According to the organisers of this special ceremony, last year was a difficult one to choose the bad apples from. But they still managed to pick out the worst of the lot. Sunday Pioneer brings you the winners list for 2013

  • The Aakhir Kyun Award went to Priyanka Chopra for her  music video Exotic
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  • The Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Key Award went to Aamir Khan for Dhoom 3, for the high level of stupidity in stunts and action, playing a ridiculously unnecessary double role and finally for succumbing to the dark side of Bollywood.
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  • The honour for the Worst Actor in supporting role went to Aditya Roy Kapoor for Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani — a wake-up call that acting needs a lot more than getting high!
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  • Worst Film: Himmatwala — for obvious reasons, including the over-the-top acting, irritating melodrama, lame jokes, mindless entertainment, and just about everything else!
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  • Ajay Devgn (Himmatwala) and Sonakshi Sinha (R...Rajkumar) received Golden Kelas, for the  second consecutive year, in the worst actor category
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  • Voters chose Party All Night from Boss as the Most Irritating Song as it was too much to take Yo Yo Honey Singh ‘singing’ for Akshay and Sonakshi.
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  • Uday Chopra got the Aap Yahaan Aaye Kisliye Award.
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  • Shahid Kapoor won the Why Are You Still Trying Award for R...Rajkumar, to make him understand that doing lame comedies and using senseless dialogues like “Silent ho ja, nahi to main violent ho jaaonga”, won’t make him a superstar.
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  • The Kela for the Worst Director went to Sanjay leela Bhansali for Goliyon Ki Raas leela...Ram leela.
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  • The Dara Singh Award for the Worst Accent was given to Deepika Padukone for Chennai Express.
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  • The Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award went to Sunny Deol.

Anti-kela

  • ·         Saheb Biwi aur Gangster Returns — for being the only real sequel made last year 
  • ·         Go Goa Gone — for being India's first ever Zombie Comedy and Stoner Film in one cool package
  • ·         The lunchbox — for showing the world that Indian films are not all song and dance
  • ·         Shahid — for being the best biopic made by Bollywood in a long time