If reports are to be believed, then it has just happened! Our, very own Central Board of Film Certification has ‘granted’ and ‘specified’ the timings to Mr Bond. No, it is not about a ministerial meeting rather a specified time of how long can he kiss his lady love in the forthcoming movie Spectre.
If you have been an ardent fan of the Bond series, then be prepared to witness, in fact, to nothing as four scenes where the British spy plants a big one on his Bond Girl/other leading ladies have been snipped by the watchdogs.
As soon as the news came out, hashtags #SanskariJamesBond started trending on Twitter with hilarious tweets that will have you rolling on floor with laughter. Here are some of them:
“No one knows women better than our Censor Board. They know for exactly how long James Bond has to kiss Monica Bellucci to satisfy her” – Filmmaker Shirish kunder
“Hmmmm, so James Bond must be feeling rather tongue-tied with the Censor Board.....IJIJIJIJIJ” - Sanjay Jha, Spokesperson, Congress
Some held ‘the guru of sankars’- Sooraj Barjatya responsible for the cuts.
“Censor Board cuts down the duration of kisses in Spectre. This is what happens when you release your film after Sooraj Barjatya.” -Vighnesh.
“#SanskariJamesBond does not kill enemy agents on Tuesdays, Thursdays and during Nav Ratri”.- still14
As Ramdev is on his mission to launch his own instant noodles, some think he might produce a desi version of Bond movie.
“Censor board has ordered to cut some scenes from new James bond movie. In other news Baba Ramdev is going to produce a Desi James Bond movie” –Sidharth (sic)
Though you would not get a chance to drool over the sizzling chemistry between our Bond and the Italian beauty Monica Bellucci, but we bring to you what an anonymous source has to say, “The Censor Board had nothing against James Bond kissing, but the length of the kisses was found to be excessive.” The source added, “We wonder how the Censor Board decides how much kissing is enough.” Trust us, we’ve been wondering the same.