Priest claims Devil is sending SMSes to him
A Catholic priest in Poland apparently claims that the devil won’t stop with his unlimited hexes, according to the Austrian Times.Father Marian Rajchel, from Jaroslaw, Poland, said he attempted to perform an exorcism on a teenage girl. Things went awry, yadda yadda yadda, now lucifer won’t stop texting his phone.
The priest claimed that in one of the texts, sent from the phone of the supposedly possessed girl, the devil told him to give up trying to save her.“She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die,” Rajchel said that Satan said.
“Shut up, preacher!” Satan furiously typed out. “You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”A Weird News investigation revealed Satan’s Facebook page includes the quote “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” and a collection of really tacky selfies.
(Huffington Post)
Baby Slips Through Dad’s Hands, Falls Into Toilet Bowl
A Connecticut baby has arrived with a splash, right into a toilet bowl.The baby’s father, David Davis said that he was forced to deliver the newborn in the bathroom of his West Haven home Friday morning after his wife, lillie, went into labour.He says the baby slipped through his hands during the delivery, but luckily went into the water. He says she began crying and it was the best sound he’d ever heard.
Davis says the couple had gone to a hospital earlier in that morning, but had been sent home after it was determined his wife was not ready to give birth.She began feeling strong labour pains a few hours later. livia weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces — soaking wet.
(AP)
Centenarian gets honorary high school diploma
A Rhode Island centenarian has received something she’d wanted for more than eight decades: her high school diploma. East Providence resident Mary Moniz received the honorary diploma from the Fall River, Massachusetts, school department on Saturday. She turned 100 last week.
Moniz attended high school in Fall River. But she went for only two years because her family moved back to the Azores amid the Great Depression.
In 1949, she moved back to the United States. But she never completed high school. Her son says she always regretted not finishing.She says she had wanted to be a history teacher. She worked for a metal products company for 16 years. She says she’s honored to get her degree.Her family arranged the honorary diploma by contacting the education commissioner in Massachusetts.
(AP)
Dog faints from ‘overwhelming joy’ as owner returns home
Rebecca Ehalt had been living and working in Slovenia. Returning to her home in Murrysville, Pennsylvania for the first time in two years, she was greeted by a very excited schnauzer.A video capturing the moment has now received 1.5 million views on Youtube.
The schnauzer, named Casey, is seen running into Ehalt’s arms while making a very shrill whimpering noise. After a few seconds it all gets a bit much for the small dog, and she collapses on her side. Following a good tummy rub, she struggles to her feet on some very wobbly back legs.
(The Independent)
‘Spider-Man’ charged with punching policeman
A street performer dressed as Spider-Man in New York City’s Times Square was arrested after punching a police officer who scolded him for demanding more money from a couple he had posed with for a picture, police said last week.
The incident began when Junior Bishop, 25, was overheard by a police officer refusing a $1 bill from a woman with whom he had taken a picture, insisting instead on a larger denomination, a police spokeswoman said.
After the police officer told Bishop he could only accept tips but not demand money, the Brooklyn resident began yelling at him, police say. When the officer told him he was under arrest, Bishop punched him in the face, police said.
(Reuters)
Man Robs Restaurant,Returns To Have lunch
A man suspected of burglarising an El Pollo loco in Costa Mesa, California, has been arrested after he returned to the restaurant for a meal a few hours after the robbery. Daniel lee Warn, 28, was arrested when he tried to order food at the restaurant, because employees recognised him from the security footage of the robbery.
The restaurant was closed at the time of the break-in, but the surveillance video showed a man climbing through the drive-through window and ransacking the cash register in a failed attempt to find money. When Warn showed up to order lunch, he was wearing the same clothes as the person seen in the video: A green T-shirt and a hat emblazoned with a bright pink face.
(Huffington Post)